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heckacute:

The Ten Most Important Literary Works In Human History

  1. Shakespeare’s Hamlet
  2. Joyce’s Ulysses 
  3. Shelley’s Frankenstein
  4. Homer’s Odyssey
  5. Austin’s Pride And Prejudice
  6. God’s The Holy Bible
  7. Cervantes’ Don Quixote
  8. An article I saw online a few months ago that was called something like “The Twenty Best Side Boob Pics You’ll Ever See”
  9. Dostoyevsky’s Crime And Punishment 
  10. Woolf’s To The Lighthouse 

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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officialcrow:

impetuousss:

burnt every train ticket that ever brought me close to you


yeah i bet they went nuts when they heard about this one

officialcrow:

impetuousss:

burnt every train ticket that ever brought me close to you

yeah i bet they went nuts when they heard about this one

dirtygirlfelt:

unclefather:

u want the news? heres ya damn news

i’m Q tbfh

dirtygirlfelt:

unclefather:

u want the news? heres ya damn news

i’m Q tbfh

(Source: n1gjohn)